Thursday, May 21, 2020

Smash Hits Album Ratings - 1982 [part 2 of 2]


Smash Hits was a British teen music magazine that was issued fortnightly. On a scale of 1-10, here's how the magazine's reviewers rated albums released in the second half of 1982. Hope you find something new that you missed back in '82.



July 8 issue
Elvis Costello Imperial Bedroom 9
Odyssey Happy Together 7
Palais Schaumberg Palais Schaumberg 6
Die Krupps Volle Kraft Voraus 7
Billy Idol Billy Idol 1
Pete Townshend All the Best Cowboys Have Chinese Eyes
Joe Jackson Night and Day
Positive Noise Change of Heart 3
Gap Band Gap Band IV
Bill Nelson The Love That Whirls (Diary of a Thinking Heart) 7
Fashion Fabrique 7
Light of the World Check Us Out
Steve Miller Band Abracadabra 7



July 22 issue
Dexys Midnight Runners Too-Rye-Ay 7
Robert Plant Pictures at Eleven 6
The Crusaders Royal Jam 5
Talk Talk The Party's Over
Bernie Torme Turn Out the Lights 5
X Under the Big Black Sun
The Lords of the New Church The Lords of the New Church 3
Fleetwood Mac Mirage 8
The Birthday Party Junkyard 1



August 5 issue
Bow Wow Wow I Want Candy 7
The Dance Soul Force 4
Allez Allez African Queen 8
Various The Indi-Pop Compilasian Album 5
Rocky Sharpe & The Replays Shout! Shout! 2
Dennis Brown Love Has Found Its Way
Larry Graham Sooner or Later 6
Donna Summer Donna Summer



August 19 issue
The Go-Go's Vacation 6
Trio Trio 2
Yukihiro Takahashi What Me Worry 4
Stephanie Mills Tantalizingly Hot 7
Infa-Riot Still Out of Order
GBH City Baby Attacked by Rats
Survivor Eye of the Tiger 3
The BB&Q Band All Night Long 5
Plunky and the Oneness of Juju Every Way But Loose 7



September 2 issue
Imagination In the Heat of the Night 7
Yazoo Upstairs at Eric's
Tygers of Pan Tang The Cage 4
Gary Numan I, Assassin 4
Scritti Politti Songs to Remember
Tight Fit Tight Fit 3
Shalamar Greatest Hits 8
Malaria Emotion 6
Tracey Thorn A Distant Shore 6
Pointer Sisters So Excited 8
Liliput Liliput 2
Au Pairs Sense and Sensuality 9
Cliff Richard Now You See Me...Now You Don't 5
Frida Something's Going On 4



September 16 issue
Psychedelic Furs Forever Now 5
The Four Tops One More Mountain 6
The Isley Brothers The Real Deal 6
Captain Sensible Women and Captain First 8
Kate Bush The Dreaming 8
Bugatti & Musker The Dukes
Danceless Danceless 4
Rush Signals 4
The Who It's Hard 5
Sheena Easton Money and Music 6
Holly Beth Vincent Holly & The Italians 4
Eyeless in Gaza Drumming the Beating Heart
Palais Schaumburg Palais Schaumburg 3



September 30 issue
Depeche Mode A Broken Frame 8
Peter Gabriel Peter Gabriel
Simple Minds New Gold Dream ('91-'82-'83-'84) 8
Kool & The Gang As One 9
Stiff Little Fingers Now Then 4
Bruce Springsteen Nebraska
Gillan Magic 7
Level 42 Pursuit of Accidents 3
The Fall Room to Live 5
The Techno Twins Technostalgia
Fad Gadget Under the Flag 8
The Beat Special Beat Service 9
Blancmange Happy Families 7



October 14 issue
Deutsch Amerikanische Freundschaft Fur Immer
Dire Straits Love Over Gold 7
The Damned Strawberries 9
Natasha Captured 4
Boystown Gang Disc Charge
Various Artists Oi! That's Your Lot 1
Various Artists The Only Alternative 5
Culture Club Kissing to Be Clever 9
Carmel Carmel 8
UB40 UB44 8
Marc and The Mambas Untitled 6
Adam Ant Friend or Foe 7
Shakin' Stevens Give Me Your Heart Tonight 6



October 28 issue
Dollar The Dollar Album 7
Maximum Joy Station M.X.J.Y. 4
Bauhaus The Sky's Gone Out
Ultravox Quartet 8
The Danse Society Seduction 7
Dazz Band Keep It Live
Crown Heights Affair Think Positive 6
Orange Juice Rip It Up 8
Grandmaster Flash and The Furious Five The Message 5
The Sound All Fall Down 4
Gary Moore Corridors of Power 2
Diana Ross Silk Electric 4
Junior Murvin Bad Man Possee 8
Tot Taylor and His Orchestra Playtime 5
OK Jive Life at The Blue Chonjo Sky Day & Night Club 5
Blue Rondo a la Turk Chewing the Fat



November 11 issue
Rod Stewart Absolutely Live 1
Palais Schaumberg Lupa
Grace Jones Living My Life 7
Sharon Redd Redd Hot 8
Daryl Hall & John Oates H20 6
Phil CollinsHello, I Must Be Going 7
Patrik Fitzgerald Gifts and Telegrams 5
Melba Moore The Other Side of the Rainbow 4
Riuichi Sakamoto Left Handed Dream 6
The Passions Sanctuary 8
Various Artists Journey Without Maps Vol. 7 4
Donald Fagen The Nightfly 8
Madness The Rise and Fall 6
Masami Tsuchiya Rice Music 5
Barry Reynolds I Scare Myself 5
Musical Youth Youth of Today 7
Siouxsie and The Banshees A Kiss in the Dreamhouse 7
Dionne Warwick Heartbreaker



November 25 issue
Sandii and the Sunsetz Immigrants
Devo Oh, No! It's Devo! 2
Lene Lovich No Man's Land 5
Weekend La Variete
Our Daughter's Wedding Moving Windows
Bad Manners Forging Ahead
Supertramp Famous Last Words 8
Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers Long After Dark 8
Eddy Grant Killer on the Rampage 4
China Crisis Difficult Shapes & Passive Rhythms, Some People Think It's Fun To Entertain
Toyah Warrior Rock 5
Mick Karn 'Titles'
Wah The Maverick Years 8
The Reddings Steamin' Hot 5
Eric Stewart Frooty Rooties 2
Little Steven & The Disciples of Soul Men Without Women 7



December 9 issue
The Jam Dig the New Breed
Michael Jackson Thriller
Winston Groovy African Girl 4
Ozzy Ozbourne Talk of the Devil 5
Psychic TV Force the Hand of Chance
Shakatak Invitations 5
Pat Benatar Get Nervous
Led Zeppelin Coda 4
Gregory Isaacs Lovers' Rock 9
Suzi Quatro Main Attraction
Allez Allez Promises 6
Joni Mitchell Wild Things Run Fast 6
Whitesnake Saints & Sinners 5
Samson Before the Storm 4
George Clinton Computer Games 8
Prince 1999
A Certain Ratio I'd Like to See You Again 3



December 23 issue
No Album Reviews



h/t to Brian McCloskey over at Like Punk Never Happened

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