Monday, May 18, 2020

Smash Hits Album Ratings - 1982 [part 1 of 2]


Smash Hits was a British teen music magazine that was issued fortnightly. On a scale of 1-10, here's how the magazine's reviewers rated albums released in the first half of 1982. Hope you find something new that you missed back in '82.



January 7 issue
Chic Take It Off 4
ABBA The Visitors 8
Clint Eastwood & General Saint Two Bad DJ 9
Dramatis For Future Reference 5
Various Artists Ghosts of Christmas Past 7
Odyssey The Best of Odyssey 8
Central Line Breaking Point 8
Bill Nelson Das Kaninett 5



January 21 issue
A Certain Ratio Sextet 6
Associates Fourth Drawer Down 7
Various Artists A Splash of Colour 3



February 4 issue
Thin Lizzy Renegade 6
XTC English Settlement
Holger Czukay On the Way to the Peak of Normal 8
The Look The Look 8
The Kinks Give the People What They Want 4
Sister Sledge The Sisters
Modern Lovers The Original Modern Lovers 8



February 18 issue
Theatre of Hate Westworld 2
Diana Ross Diana's Duets 7
UFO Mechanix 5
Panther Burns Behind the Magnolia Curtain 3
Orange Juice You Can't Hide Your Love Forever 8
Nick Lowe Nick the Knife 6
Mathematiques Modernes Les Visiteurs Du Soir 9
And Jacno Tout Va Sauter 4
Hall & Oates Private Eyes
The B-52's Mesopotamia 4
The J. Geils Band Freeze-Frame
Ippu Do Radio Fantasy 3
Yukihiro Takahashi Neuromantic 3
Susan The Girl Can't Help It 4
Various Artistes Your Secret's Safe With Us 7



March 4 issue
Various Artists To the Shores of Lake Placid 8
Spandau Ballet Diamond 3
Marc Bolan and T. Rex Across the Airwaves 7
Mickey Jupp Some People Can't Dance 8
Fun Boy Three Fun Boy Three 6
Yellow Magic Orchestra Solid State Survivor 7
Haircut One Hundred Pelican West
Jimmy Destri Heart on a Wall 4
Fleshtones Roman Gods 8
Pigbag Dr. Heckle and Mr. Jive 7
The dB's Repercussion 8
Jona Lewie Heart Skips Beat 8



March 18 issue
The Jam The Gift
Quarterflash Quarterflash 6
Lou Reed The Blue Mask 5
Robert Palmer Maybe It's Live 5
Thompson Twins Set 6
Secret Affair Business as Usual 5
Visage The Anvil 5
23 Skiddoo 7 Songs 6
Lora Logic Pedigree Charm 6
Level 42 The Early Tapes July/August 1980 6
The Bongos Time and The River 3
Graham Parker Another Grey Area 7
Colin Newman Not To 5



April 1 issue
Motorhead Iron Fist 7
The Jets 100% Cotton 4
B.E.F. Music of Quality and Distinction
Dave Edmunds DE7 9
Rainbow Straight Between the Eyes 3
The Boomtown Rats V Deep
Nine Below Zero Third Degree 8
Buggles Adventures in Modern Recording
Iron Maiden The Number of the Beast 4
Quincy Jones The Best 8
Robert Wyatt Nothing Can Stop Us 7



April 15 issue
Classix Nouveaux La Verite 7
The Nolans Portrait 4
Morrisey Mullen Life on the Wire 7
Killing Joke III 6
A Flock of Seagulls A Flock of Seagulls 5
Various Artists Rap Tracks 6
Various Artists Genius of Rap
The Necessaries Event Horizon 8
Bill Wyman Bill Wyman 5
Talking Heads The Name of this Band is.. 5
Robyn Hitchcock Groovy Decay 7



April 29 issue
Elton John Jump Up!
Joan Jett & The Blackhearts I Love Rock 'n' Roll 4
Status Quo 1982 8
Goombay Dance Band Seven Tears 3
Laurie Anderson Big Science 6
Junior Giscombe Ji
6



May 13 issue
Duran Duran Rio
Shakatak Night Birds 8
The Cure Pornography 4
Funkapolitan Funkapolitan 6
Bucks Fizz Are You Ready 10
The Clash Combat Rock 6
Altered Images Pinky Blue
Thomas Dolby The Golden Age of Wireless 6
Various Artists Tokyo Mobile Music 1 6
Paul McCartney Tug of War 4
Queen Hot Space 5
The Associates Sulk 8



May 27 issue
Kim Wilde Select 7
Girlschool Screaming Blue Murder 5
Blondie The Hunter 5
Section 25 The Key of Dreams 3
Squeeze Sweets from a Stranger 7
The Blue Orchids The Greatest Hit
Various Artists Dura-Dance 10
Vic Godard & The Subway Sect Songs for Sale 8
Kid Creole & The Coconuts Tropical Gangsters 8
Various Artists Sex, Sweat and Blood (The New Danceability) 3
Roxy Music Avalon 8
The Fixx Shuttered Room 4



June 10 issue
Toyah The Changeling
Patrice Rushen Straight from the Heart 5
Cabaret Voltaire 2 x 45 4
John Cooper Clarke Zip Style Method 7
The Shakin' Pyramids Celts and Cobras 5
Hambi and The Dance Heartache 4
Rolling Stones Still Life (American Concert 1981) 6



June 24 issue
ABC The Lexicon of Love 8
Marshall Crenshaw Marshall Crenshaw 8
Soft Cell Non Stop Ecstatic Dancing 6
The Go Betweens Send Me a Lullabye
Rick James Throwin' Down 9
Genesis Three Sides Live 7
Gwen Guthrie Gwen Guthrie 5
Black Uhuru Chill Out 6
The Passage Degenerates 9
The League Unlimited Orchestra Love and Dancing 6
Rip, Rig & Panic I Am Cold 7
Randy Crawford Windsong 9
Anti-Nowhere League We Are...The League Pass


h/t to Brian McCloskey over at Like Punk Never Happened

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