Now this is just getting ridiculous. I'm looking at yet another "100 Best Album's of the '80s" list in hopes of finding some publication/website that will agree with me that 1982 is the best year ever for pop music. To date, I've examined lists at Rolling Stone, Best Ever Albums, Dave's Music Database, Popjustice, and, most recently, Slant. Today, I look at the list put together over at Pitchfork. 1982 has placed as high as third, but the top spot has thus far eluded that year. The bottom spot on the list is usually reserved for 1981, but I find my favorite year there this go 'round. Dead ass last. I'm simply incredulous. Oh, if you're a fan of 1987, that year won in a landslide.
Using a simple formula (album #1 received 100 points, album #2 received 99 points, and so on through #100 receiving 1 point, 5050 total points available), here are the results:
1987 Number of albums: 16 Points: 804 | ||
1981 Number of albums: 12 Points: 594 | ||
1989 Number of albums: 11 Points: 594 | ||
1988 Number of albums: 9 Points: 538 | ||
1980 Number of albums: 10 Points: 485 | ||
1985 Number of albums: 10 Points: 448 | ||
1983 Number of albums: 8 Points: 413 | ||
1986 Number of albums: 7 Points: 403 | ||
1984 Number of albums: 8 Points: 390 | ||
1982 Number of albums: 9 Points: 381 |
The nine albums selected for the list which were released in 1982 are:
27 | Thriller | Michael Jackson |
33 | Hex Induction Hour | The Fall |
46 | English Settlement | XTC |
49 | Vs. | Mission of Burma |
58 | Imperial Bedroom | Elvis Costello |
60 | Nebraska | Bruce Springsteen |
61 | Homotopy to Marie | Nurse With Wound |
95 | Rio | Duran Duran |
99 | Songs of the Free | Gang of Four |
I've not heard the Mission of Burma album and I've never heard of Nurse With Wound. I'll give Vs. a try, but to be honest, I won't be looking up Nurse With Wound because the Pitchfork review describes the album as "a twisted masterpiece of minimalism whispering terrifying suggestions of death rituals and torture chambers." Not exactly what I'm looking for in a piece of music.
While I'm happy to see Rio made the list, there are a few 1982 snubs, most notably Avalon and 1999.
RS | BEA | DMDB | PM | Slant | PF |
1980 | 1984 | 1986 | 1987 | 1989 | 1987 |
1984 | 1987 | 1989 | 1984 | 1987 | 1981 |
1982 | 1989 | 1987 | 1983 | 1986 | 1989 |
1987 | 1986 | 1984 | 1982 | 1983 | 1988 |
1983 | 1980 | 1985 | 1988 | 1984 | 1980 |
1986 | 1988 | 1983 | 1986 | 1988 | 1985 |
1988 | 1983 | 1980 | 1989 | 1982 | 1983 |
1985 | 1982 | 1988 | 1985 | 1980 | 1986 |
1981 | 1985 | 1982 | 1980 | 1981 | 1984 |
1989 | 1981 | 1981 | 1981 | 1985 | 1982 |
RS = Rolling Stone, BEA = Best Ever Albums, DMDB = Dave's Music Database, PM = Popmatters, PF = Pitchfork
Simple meta-analysis might suggest that 1987 is emerging as the overall winner, but that won't stop this quest.
Ugh, seriously. Of those albums they listed in 1982, only two make my top 100. Clearly I am not in Pitchfork's target audience.
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