Tuesday, August 28, 2018

Smash Hits Album Ratings - 1980 [part 1 of 2]


Smash Hits was a British teen music magazine that was (mostly) issued fortnightly. On a scale of 1-10, here's how the magazine's reviewers rated albums released in the first half of 1980. Hope you find something new that you missed back in '80.

Jan 10 issue
No album reviews




Jan 24 issue
Simple Minds Real to Real Cacophony
Brass Construction 5 6
Rufus & Chaka Masterjam 6
The Raincoats The Raincoats 7
Lene Lovich Flex 6
The Ramones End of the Century 7
Sid Vicious Sid Sings 6
The Pretenders Pretenders 9
M New York, London, Paris, Munich 6



Feb 7 issue
Prince Prince 5
Linda Clifford Here's My Love 5
Dr. Mix & The Remix Wall of Noise 4
Casino Music Jungle Love 4
The Flying Lizards The Flying Lizards
Jon and Vangelis Short Stories 3
John Foxx Metamatic
Rupert Holmes Partners in Crime 7
The Buggles The Age of Plastic 8



Feb 21 issue
Spyro Gyra Catching the Sun 3
Players Association We Got the Groove 6
Cabaret Voltaire Live at The YMCA 27.10.79 7
999 The Biggest Prize in Sport 5
Shakin' Stevens Take One 5
Robert Gordon Bad Boy 7
Horslips Short Stories, Tall Tales 8
The Selecter Too Much Pressure 7
Sparks Terminal Jive 9



Mar 6 issue
Sister Sledge Love Somebody Today 7
Elvis Costello Get Happy 7
Nina Hagen Unbehagen 8
Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark
Rachel Sweet Protect the Innocent 7
Martha & The Muffins Metro Love 8
Mr. Partridge Take Away 8
Squeeze Argybargy 9



March 20 issue
Sugarhill Gang Sugarhill Gang 5
Brothers Johnson Light Up the Night 5
The Feelies Crazy Rhythm 8
ZZ Top Deguello 8
Bob Seger Against the Wind 5
James Brown Solid Gold
Blackbeard I Wah Dub
Cockney Rejects Greatest Hits Vol One 1
The Cramps Songs The Lord Taught Us
Psychedelic Furs Psychedelic Furs 8
Stiff Little Fingers Nobody's Heroes 8



Apr 3 issue
The Whispers The Whispers 5
Tony Rallo & The Midnite Band Burnin' Alive 8
Purple Hearts Beat That! 4
Original Mirrors Original Mirrors 5
Mental As Anything MAA 6
Wreckless Eric Big Smash 8
B.A. Robertson Initial Success 7
Billy Joel Glass Houses 8
The Motors Tenement Steps 5
Original Soundtrack American Gigolo 7



Apr 17 issue
T-Connection Totally Connected 8
Ronnie Laws Every Generation 3
Angelic Upstarts We Gotta Get Outta This Place 5
Rocky Burnette The Son of Rock and Roll 7
Mark Andrews and The Gents Big Boy 6
Paul Collins' Beat Paul Collins' Beat 6
Barbara Dickson The Barbara Dickson Album 8
Genesis Duke 6
Gerry Rafferty Snakes and Ladders
The Undertones Hypnotised 9



May 1 issue
Bobby Thurston You Got What It Takes 5
Phyllis Hyman You Know How to Love Me 8
John Cooper Clarke Snap, Crackle and Bop 7
The Members 1980 - The Choice is Yours
Bad Manners Bad Manners 6
Bram Tchaikovsky The Russians Are Coming 6
Boz Scaggs Middle Man 5
Pete Townshend Empty Glass 7
New Musik From A to B 8
The Cure Seventeen Seconds 8



May 15 issue
Jermaine Jackson Let's Get Serious
The Isley Brothers Go All the Way 5
The Human League Travelogue 8
The Monochrome Set Strange Boutique 6
Mink DeVille Le Chat Bleu 7
Interview Snakes and Lovers 7
Magazine The Correct Use of Soap 5
The Only Ones Baby's Got a Gun 5
Judie Tzuke Sports Car
Phil Lynott Solo in Soho 5



May 29 issue
GQ GQ Two
Raydio Two Places at the Same Time 5
Average White Band Shine 6
The Chords So Far Away 5
Devo Freedom of Choice 6
Jah Wobble The Legend Lives On...Jah Wobble in Betrayal
Joan Armatrading Me Myself I 6
Paul McCartney McCartney II 5
The Distractions Nobody's Perfect 8
The Beat I Just Can't Stop It 9



June 12 issue
Mystic Merlin Mystic Merlin
Grace Jones Warm Leatherette 3
Karel Fialka Still Life 5
The Vapors New Clear Days 8
Sham 69 The Game 1
The Jags Evening Standards
Peter Gabriel Peter Gabriel
Elton John 21 at 33 7
Roxy Music Flesh and Blood
Graham Parker The Up Escalator 9



June 26 issue
Diana Ross Diana 5
The Real Thing Saints of Sinners? 7
Dalek i Compass 5
Toyah The Blue Meaning 3
Lambrettas Beat Boys in the Jet Age 6
The Photos The Photos 5
Bob Marley & The Wailers Uprising 6
Willie Nile Willie Nile 7
Klark Kent Klark Kent 7
The Records Crashes


h/t to Brian McCloskey over at Like Punk Never Happened

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